Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!


It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth

I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth

Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame

I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy

I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy

I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross

I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss


Who the hell are you to step to me?

An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency

You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks

And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)

I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp

You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.

That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice

I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice


Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling

At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling

You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start

But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart

You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it

Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it

As for your powers, they’re hardly legit

You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit

Does it really count as magic if when you let it go

The only thing that moves is ice and snow?

I talk to animals and it always impresses

You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses


That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game

Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name

And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)

And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?

I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent

You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent

You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest

I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest

So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean

You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf’ing queen


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