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[FunnyMan as Santa Claus]

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood


So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukah in Inglewood

the dreidel's spinning in the hood

so meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk (x2)

[Charlie Scene and J-dog]

J-J-J Just a little story about last Christmas

About some bad kids who were full of wishes

We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving

The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin

Little Timmy stole from 7-11

So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens

We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin

But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents

Zack got caught with a bottle of jack

So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack

He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack

So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!

It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask

The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped

Like oh my god is that saint nick

Kids give me your list like it's the 25th

Been accused of being a bad kid

But I get presents as is

Cause Mrs. Clause just Myspaced me

I blew off a date on Christmas eve.

So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice

You might still get a Rolly and a game device

So write your list and never have no fear

Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!


[The Server and Da Kurlzz]

I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.

good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.

we were chilling at home and decking the halls.

so I checked my phone and Santa had called.

he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.

he said that his jolly ass needed some help.

he said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.

"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"

so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,

funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.

so we all took flight but something was fishy.

he asked for road head and started to kiss me.

underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.

instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.

I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.

it wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor!

when we found out he started to pout.

I took my bandanna and I choked him out.

I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.

hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.

I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,

met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.

when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch.

so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

Hollywood Undead - Christmas in Hollywood – текст

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