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Definitely dope


Definitely K-Mart


Yeahh (fart)

[Verse 1]

You find me offensive

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw out a line any fences

If so to what extents, if any, should I go?

Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the court room on the defensive

They say I cause extensive

Psychological nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths this

Far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too god damn sensitive

It's censorship

And it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this

And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers

On my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like its my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman, I killed Super...Man

And how ironic that I'd be the bad guy

Kryptonite: The Green Chronic


Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is...

Rain Man

[Verse 2]

Now in the bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bi-sexual sex

Which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

Is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by todays kids

In a more derogatory way

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say

Lets ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (What up?)

I got a question if i may (Yeah?)

Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yeah)

And watch his butt butt when he tees off (yeah)

But, but i aint done yet

In football a quarterback yells out 'hut hut'

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts, but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny, tiny, little, round hiney

And he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details

But what if he pictured it as a female's butt

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...


Cause i aint got no legs or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is...

Rain Man

[Verse 3]

You find me offensive

I find you offensive...

Shit this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister

God damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yeah)


Anyway, I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it

High-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon I

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom I

Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich

And I don't even gotta make no god damn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit


Cause iaaaahhhhh ahhhhhh Yo

Rain Man


Definitely Dr. Dre

Super Dope


Two thousand and...two thousand and...four hundred and eighty seven million, nine hundred and se...seventy three thousand, four hundred and sixty three.

And seventy (Yeah)

Eminem - Rain Man – текст

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