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SHAKIRA

I sing like a goat

the frog in my throat

has lived there for years

And he makes me sing this way

I set up a bed

down by the steps

So when I run down stairs, I don't crash and smash my head

I really have to pee now

but I can not leave because

I'm waiting for Rihanna

Where is that ho?

This is our girls night

I sent her an evite

To have a slumber party party at my house.

Ohhh I'm very frio

I keep forgetting to put clothes on

Rock n' roll

guitar solo

I had to start a band with no one

The evil throat froggy

he put a curse on me now I must live in this big house alone

(texting on phone)

Hey Rihanna Where the hell are ya?

Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you

RIHANNA

Sorry I'm late

I was harrassed at the gate

Your house is a maze

Don't know why you need all this space

We're smoking in bed

Bitchin' bout men

Our asses look great

but we can't find a decent mate

It really makes me feel bad

Got Issues with my dad

and it makes me date such assholes

SHAKIRA

Oh not again

Lets play a board game

Like Scatigories

and I will make us nachos nachos..

Where'd she go?

Oh Rihanna I think I lost ya

RIHANNA

I took a wrong turn at the bathroom

Hey Shakira I cannot hear ya

SHAKIRA

Just stay put my butt will find your butt.

Communicate with me

With ass telepathy

SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA

Now we're

Dry humping the dry wall

RIHANNA

Why can't I rebound

From stupid Chris Brown?

SHAKIRA

You keep forgetting he's an assclown

RIHANNA

I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes and french kiss a frog for that boy

SHAKIRA

Really?

RIHANNA

I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic

SHAKIRA

But he battered you like a nerf toy

I have a solution a man substitution

Have you met my friend the bullfrog

Just reach down and kiss him

He'll become a prince and

He won't treat you like a lap dog

RIHANNA

Oh oh oh no

SHAKIRA

Ha ha ha ha

Now the evil frog has cursed you

RIHANNA

What is that noise?

SHAKIRA

That's your new voice

And I sound the way I used to sound.

RIHANNA

How do I stop this hell

this vocal prison cell

SHAKIRA

You have to pass the curse to someone else.

Well this is goodbye

my hips don't lie

RIHANNA

You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

Can't Remember to Forget You PARODY – текст


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